The Lice Diaries by LiceDoctors
Volume 1 Boston, Massachusetts
As LiceDoctors is one of the few, if only, national head lice treatment and nit removal services in the US, we have decided to report on a regular basis about the “goings on” in our markets around the country. We will start with Boston.
We loved this unique note that we got from Steve, a dad in Boston, whose family we treated yesterday:
“We’re all virgin-olive oiled up, a bit shorter haired, and armed with a (LiceDoctors’) plan and tools to kill the pesky, tenacious, ancient, gonna-outlast-our-species, teeny tiny mx##ttsjd#fers and off to the library to seek out Christopher Marlowe’s “vile heretical conceipts” (as per his arrest warrant of May 18, 1593)…!
Peace to you / war to your short, stumpy-legged, homo sapien blood-sucking, obligate ectoparasitic enemies!”
Yes. Steve is correct in his description of lice. Yes, they are “gonna outlast our species”, but there is no reason to suffer with them. As Steve figured out, when you are infested with these “short, stumpy-legged, homo sapien blood-sucking, obligate ectoparasitic enemies!” AKA lice, it is time to bring in a professional to wage the war against them. LiceDoctors always wins this war of humans v lice. We have treated families from all over the metro Boston area from Peabody to Weymouth to Andover to Concord, no case is too tough for LiceDoctors. In the Boston area call us at 617-517-4197 and we will get rid of those creepy bloodsuckers! That is a 100% guarantee.